Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World
384 Pages I Paperback
WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in deathā¦or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, heās ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power heās never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like,Ā terminated. Thatās tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe heās a little too great. And he asks a lot of questionsĀ .Ā .Ā .
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. Itās the ultimate power move, after all.
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384 Pages I Paperback
WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in deathā¦or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, heās ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power heās never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like,Ā terminated. Thatās tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe heās a little too great. And he asks a lot of questionsĀ .Ā .Ā .
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. Itās the ultimate power move, after all.
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384 Pages I Paperback
WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in deathā¦or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, heās ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power heās never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like,Ā terminated. Thatās tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe heās a little too great. And he asks a lot of questionsĀ .Ā .Ā .
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. Itās the ultimate power move, after all.
